I'll actually use it.

What you get

I use the thing in the week I'm actually having. That might be the HiAce on a rough road, a long run, or whatever I cooked because the town had one shop. I film what happened. If it's good, that shows. If it isn't, I'll say that too, without making a meal of it.

You don't get a script, a fake revelation, or me pretending I'm an expert because a box arrived. The joke, if there is one, is on me. Not on the product, and not on the people who made it.

What's next

Summer 2026–27 is a coast trip: Adelaide, the Great Ocean Road, Melbourne, the NSW south coast, Sydney, Byron Bay, then inland to the Blue Mountains. The UTA 100 km is there on 15 May 2027. Before that, a film about an off-grid power and solar setup in the van.

Want to come along for the ride? [email protected]

Already in the van

A VIOFO dashcam is in the van. Gifted by VIOFO. Sent to test in the van. Not a paid partnership. I used it and filmed what happened.

The numbers, with a date on them

views

185K

hours watched

17.7K

subscribers

2K+

average view duration

10:26

Australian audience

85%

Mostly Australian, mostly 45+, and mostly watching on the big screen at home

Stats as of October 2026. I won't invent a rate card. Ask, and I'll tell you where things stand.

How to start

Email [email protected] or use the contact page. Tell me what it is, and where you think it belongs: the van, the long runs, or the kitchen. A paragraph is plenty.

Media kit available on request: [email protected]